Wednesday 13 October 2010

008: Bic Permanent Marker


What is it? A Bic Permanent Marker.

Pros: Does not dry even when uncapped (three-week minimum period). Black casing matches black ink. Wedge-shaped marker to allow for calligraphy. Can aid with desire to turn a white horse into a zebra. Good game created through uncapping and playing hot potato. Allows people to write MATH on the front of red books (see above). Infamous with kids at schools for that time their teacher used one on the white board and it was really funny. Longer-lasting alternative to boot polish for Minstrels.

Cons: Low odour. Promotes strengths a little too much. Bad choice to use when writing naughty words on someone. Not literally permanent. Sadly shares name with Taylor Swift song.

Worthiness of pointing motion: 7/10. Knowing where this is can help in identifying the next hit for the very casual drug user.

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