What is it? Right Guard Roll-On Anti-Perspirant.
Pros: Bought from Home Bargains for 79p. Able to stop profuse sweating. Small and compact size makes it ideal for travelling. High-density plastic makes it a solid projectile when faced with a hostile situation. Agreeable scent. Roll-on nature means other people will be less likely to borrow it for their own materialistic gains.
Cons: Item was clearly sold in Home Bargains due to its inability to regulate amount of anti-perspirant applied; copious liquid therefore makes you look like you're sweating after application. 3D Protection means nothing, unless living in three directional dimensions is something people are meant to be happy about. Does not last 24 hours, unless you plan not to shower or do nothing that can result in sweating. Unlike spray-on deodorant, it cannot be used in tandem with fire as a flamethrower against friends, relatives, pets or zombie hordes.
Worthiness of pointing motion: 6/10. While this product is relatively good value for money, it illustrates that being cheap can affect your personal hygiene and result in creamy, scented armpits. Not as useful a weapon as it could be.
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