Monday 18 October 2010

012: The Flag of the State of New Jersey


What is it? The flag of the state of New Jersey.

Pros: Classic crest. Primary colour fetishist's dream. Despite beheading, horse looks happy. Dresses similar enough for goddesses not to bitch about what the other's wearing. Liberty has name underneath as part of the crest; Ceres (goddess of agriculture) fairly has term "prosperity" underneath her for nice juxtaposition. Looks good both straight and hanging. Whatever Ceres holds looks tasty.

Cons: Women seem bong-eyed. Arms show more joints than they should. Liberty has stolen Noddy's hat and put it on stick. Wouldn't hurt for women to smile. Three ploughs look rubbish. California, Arizona and Colorado flags are better.

Worthiness of pointing motion: 8/10. It's very nice, isn't it?

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