What is it? A gummi snake created by Haribo.
Pros: OMGZZZZZ it's so tasty. Colour transition almost flawless. Looks quite like a snake, so no lies or contradiction of trading standards. Foam underbelly adds soft element to main chewy offering. Can be used effectively as whip. Will not be lost in rave. Sugar high that lasts a century. You bite it, it does not bite you.
Cons: Like real snakes, susceptible to fire. Teeth cry in pain when presented with sugary demon. Orange does not go with green. It just doesn't. Feeling of guilt if eating snake tail-first, should it have feelings.
Worthiness of pointing motion: 1/10. As you can see, you don't need to point to it. You can see it from miles away.
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